Category Archives: Holiday

Mother’s Day 2008

To the mothers who love us most.
Shes not pretend shes not a ghost.
Pick up the phone give her a call.
Tell her u love her, shes 1 hot doll!

Cinco de Mayo 2008

1 2 3.
Tequilla in ur face!
4 5 6.
At least its not mace!
7 8 9.
Sombreros r so heavy!
10 11 12.
Want to ride my horsey?
Happy 5!

April Fool’s Day 2008

A short notice for u as it was for me.
Im moving again.
I found out i have a daughter on the way.
If u feel like visiting NV, let me know.
HAF!

Easter 2008

He stood on his own.
And some followed.
There r lessons he teaches.
And others took him forgranted.
Who is it?
Silly rabbit. Trix r for kids!

St. Patrick’s Day 2008

Roses r red. Beers r green.
Go have fun but dont be mean.
Balls r blue. Dick is red.
Ur not drunk enough to give me head?
Happy pattys day!

Valentine’s Day 2008

Roses r red. Violets r blue.
I am single, what about u?
If ur r or if ur not.
Hook me up so i can tie that knot!!!
Happy non-singles day!