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Hope one of u die tonight.
Just freak the shit out of me
and tell me in ghost form.
That would be sweet!
Happy Halloween!

¶ Posted 31 October 2008 † phi § All ‡ Comments (7)

Riddle:
Some get off, some do not.
Some get paid, some dont get a cent.
Some do it for pleasure, some do it for work…
Its Columbus day off.

¶ Posted 13 October 2008 † phi § All ‡ Comments (5)

Hope the 3 days were good.
It’s now coming to an end.
Hope u all had fun.
Hanging w/ family and friends.
So did anyone get laid?
I didnt.

¶ Posted 01 September 2008 † phi § All ‡ Comments (0)

Whats better than watching fireworks?
Watching fireworks naked,
on E and getting a blowjob.
Happy 4th my friends!

¶ Posted 04 July 2008 † phi § All ‡ Comments (0)

Coffee mugs, corny ties or another screwdriver,
nothing says happy father’s day better than
strippers, 100 singles and beer!
Happy daddy’s day!

¶ Posted 15 June 2008 † phi § All ‡ Comments (0)

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BEER!
Happy beer day!!!

¶ Posted 26 May 2008 † phi § All ‡ Comments (0)