Monthly Archives June 2008

6/21/2008

I sat down next to a girl and said,
“ur really attractive but u chew w/ ur mouth open.”
total shock value = 8.
And no, i did not get her number.

Father’s Day 2008

Coffee mugs, corny ties or another screwdriver,
nothing says happy father’s day better than
strippers, 100 singles and beer!
Happy daddy’s day!